BlastoiseTheWhaleWanker

The night I lost my virginity I was pretty much set to shag any 1 of 3 pretty hot girls from the year below at my school. Ended up getting completely smashed and making off with a 4/10 before I was able to find any of the hot girls I had lined up.

As we had loud sex on the tarmac outside my high school I realised I was too drunk to cum and very politely asked for a blow job. When that wasnt doing the trick either I basically wanked myself off and cummed in her face. After having a little chuckle to myself as she knelt there outraged and blinded by semen, i ran away into the night.

She caught up to me as i attempted to scale the large fence around my high school. As she clawed at my ankles i kicked her hands away, fell from the top of the fence and ran for the train home (i missed it and my friends grandma picked us up). School was not fun on monday but luckily the full truth never came out. I would spot my own used johnny clogging the drain outside every day before school – a haunting reminder of my first time. True story, unfortunately.