Best Rob Ford Quotes
“I don’t understand. Number one, I don’t understand a transgender. I don’t understand. Is it a guy dressed up like a girl, or a girl dressed up like a guy?”
“I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human”.
“Oh and the last thing was [female policy adviser] Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her p****. I’ve never said that in my life to her, I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home”.
“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago”.
“That was pure stupidity. I shouldn’t have got hammered down at the Danforth. If you’re going to have a couple drinks you stay home, and that’s it. You don’t make a public spectacle of yourself”.
Ford on weed: “Oh yeah, I won’t deny that. I’ve smoked a lot of it”.
“I’ve run a fantastic city. I don’t want to toot my own horn here but I’m the best mayor this city has ever had”.
And the clincher:
“I am a role model.”
Thanks Mayor.
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