Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 17 Roundup
Norwich win again – what? Michu doesn’t score – what? QPR win – what? Liverpool lose at home – that’s more like it. This is the weekend round up of all thing’s football.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – Week 11 Roundup
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
Snoop Lion Misses Open Goal – Twice
In order to promote FIFA ’13, Snoop Dogg/Lion was asked to show everyone his soccer skills. Unfortunately he completely sucked.
Russian Guys Using Pigeons As Missiles
You didn’t think we could go a whole week without posting about some crazy Russian brehs did you? Because we can’t.
ON DVD THIS WEEK: RED STATE
Director Kevin Smith returns with a map-cap, blood soaked black comedy rampage through the darkest extremities of the bible belt.
THE PANENKA PENALTY – RECENT MISSES
Last week I showed you the top 10 Panenka penalties. Now here’s some of the worst.
Worst Football Miss Ever
Don’t let the picture fool you, it’s not Chris Iwelumo’s clanger for Scotland. This is a new contender and I genuinely think it’s the worst miss I’ve EVER seen.
TAKING DIVING TO A NEW LEVEL
Chilean Under 20 International footballer Corrasco elaborates on the idea of diving as an artform
Danny Dyer Devastated After Discovering His 9-Year-Old Son Is An Andrew Tate Fan
Danny Dyer is/was the quintessential cockney bad boy of the UK, but even he’s not happy about Andrew Tate and the influence the Top G is having on young people around the world. Dyer, 46, spoke out this week after experiencing the modern parenting nightmare of discovering his 9-year-old son is a fan of Andrew …
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JK Rowling Says Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Can ‘Save Their Apologies’ Over Trans Row
Looks like JK Rowling is feeling vindicated following the publication of the Cass Review into gender identity services in the UK, and has made it clear that if Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson were to now come begging for her forgiveness, they should ‘save their apologies’. When JK Rowling initially Tweeted that it was important …
Furious Cyclist Gets Instant Karma While Trying To ‘Intimidate’ DPD Courier In Pavement Row
Apparently this happened a while back so I’m not sure how we missed it, but it’s going re-viral this week. An angry cyclist wearing an Aldi vest has a go at a DPD courier for parking his wheels on the pavement (which I’m pretty sure is allowed for loading/unloading), to which the courier responds that …
Barber Who Charged Extra For ‘Special Needs Boys’ Had ‘No Idea’ It Was Offensive
A barber who placed a sign in his shop charging extra to cut the hair of ‘special needs boys under 15’ says he had no idea it was offensive, as he didn’t even know what ‘special needs’ meant. Shwan Kadir, 49, has come under fire after introducing the extra charge at his Ranya unisex salon …
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JK Rowling Just Played A ‘Brutal’ April Fools Twitter Joke On Trans Women
No one loves a good ‘misgendering’ more than JK Rowling, but as of today (April 1, 2024), that becomes a lot more dicey with the introduction of Scotland’s new hate crime laws. which give police greater powers to investigate comments which are deemed as intended to stir up hatred based on prejudice towards characteristics such …
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Man Whose Ex Accidentally Tossed His £450 Million Bitcoin Drive In The Bin ‘Will Never Find It’
IT worker James Howells, 38, began mining Bitcoin back in 2009 when it was basically worthless, and had stored 8,000 units on his PC by the time it was accidentally thrown out by his ex-girlfriend during a clear-out in 2013, with it being stored in a bin bag and her not knowing it was there. …
The First Trailer For ‘In A Violent Nature’, A Horror Movie Shot From The POV Of The Killer, Has Dropped
There’s been a lot of hype over incoming horror film ‘In A Violent Nature’, which is basically a slasher shot from the perspective of the killer. In other words, imagine Friday the 13/Halloween but we’re constantly following what the killer does, when in a typical horror movie, the camera would be following the victims. Colour …
Ian Machado Garry Challenges Colby Covington To The First Ever ‘I Quit’ UFC Match
I never thought we’d ever see a WWE-style gimmick match in the UFC, but it looks like it may soon become a reality with Ian Machado Garry challenging Colby Covington to an ‘I Quit’ match, which from the sounds of it, would work in the same way as the classic WWE ‘Loser Leaves Town’ match …
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Saudi Arabia’s First Male Robot Appears To Inappropriately Touch Female Reporter
Saudi Arabia’s first male robot was unveiled at the DeepFest event in Riyadh this week, and wasted no time in touching female reporter, Rawiya Al-Qasimi, “inappropriately” during its debut: Saudi Arabia’s first male robot appears to inappropriately touch a female reporter pic.twitter.com/Ph08JStNYC — Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 8, 2024 Oh dear. There’s now some debate …
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Recent Joe Rogan Podcast Guest, Sheldon Johnson, Arrested For Murdering And Dismembering Man
Last month, Joe Rogan had “prison reform activist” Sheldon Johnson on his podcast to discuss the unfairness of the US justice system. Johnson had just been released after serving a 25 year jail sentence for robbing someone at gunpoint and pistol-whipping them. So he went on JRE to talk about how he was reformed and …
Christian Horner’s Accuser To Be Named As Footage Of Jos Verstappen Row Emerges
It’s not been a great few days for Red Bull boss Christian Horner. First, embarrassing WhatsApp messages he’d been sending to a female employee leaked online on the eve of the new Formula 1 season, and now, Jos Verstappen, father of three-time champion and Red Bull driver Max Verstappen, has publicly called on him to …
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How Large Companies Like Best Buy Recognize Employees
Many large companies implement formal employee recognition programs designed to acknowledge outstanding performance, dedication, and contributions. These programs may include awards, certificates, or other tangible rewards. Large companies often have programs that highlight exceptional employees on a monthly, quarterly, or yearly basis. These employees may receive special recognition, such as a plaque, gift, or …
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There’s A Crazy Rumour Going Around That Kate Middleton Got A BBL
Off the bat I want to say there’s about a 0.001% chance that this is true (if that), but journalistic standards are so high at Sick Chirpse that we would be remiss to not at least investigate this rumour of Kate Middleton getting a BBL, which would explain why she’s been missing for over a …
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Airbnb Host ‘Sends Guest’s Wife Footage Of Him With Another Woman’ After He Left Bad Review
An Airbnb host got the ultimate revenge on a guest who left her a bad review by sending the man’s wife footage of him entering the property with another woman. Shawn Mackey rented the house, promoted as a “Little Bit More Country”, in Memphis for a weekend in the autumn of 2022, at $567 a …
Is It Time The Premier League Elite Took A Look At Ollie Watkins?
The Aston Villa striker could be on his way.
Man ‘Traumatised’ After Getting Trapped Inside Plane Toilet For Entire Flight
A man was trapped in the toilets of a SpiceJet plane for the duration of his flight.
‘Hot’ Houthi Pirate Has Become An Online Sensation After TikTokers Turn Feral Over Him
A ‘hot houthi pirate’ has gone viral after sharing a video selfie on TikTok.
Tara Kirk Has The Internet In Meltdown Again After Scoring Winner For Peterborough United
A Tara Kirk goal for Peterborough United has sent the internet into meltdown again.
