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11 Airplanes Missing After Islamists Take Over Libyan Airport Days Before 9/11
This doesn’t look good.
Ghanaian Witch Doctor Takes Credit For Cristiano Ronaldo Injury That Will See Him Miss The World Cup
Cristiano Ronaldo might be completely ruled out of the World Cup, and it’s all this dude’s fault.
This Guy Just Went To The Most Extreme Lengths Ever So That He Could Miss Work
This guy worked harder at finding an excuse to miss work than he would have had to actually doing his day job.
26 Women Write Letter To The Pope Asking For Permission To Have Sex With Priests
Tough situation for the Pope here – how does he respond to these 26 women asking for his permission to sleep with their priest boyfriends?
African Hunters And Magic Men Want To Help Search For Missing Nigerian Girls
Traditional African hunters are waiting for the army to support their search for the missing girls that Boko Haram kidnapped.
Rob Ford’s Gone Missing! Let’s Help Find Him
Rob Ford touched down in Chicago last week, but vanished at the airport without a trace. Where the hell is he?
Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat Claims He Should Be Freed As He Asked Permission First
What the hell is it with people nailing animals this week?
VIDEO: Emile Heskey Still Missing Open Goals In Australia
Even though Emile Heskey has gone from zero to hero in Australia, it seems that some old habits still die hard.
Ballerz Get Schooled By A Couple Of Mormon Missionaries
These two Mormon Missionaries decided to let off some steam by whooping this crew of Ballerz.
Miss Utah Gives The Dumbest Answer In A Beauty Pageant Since The Last Dumbest Answer In A Beauty Pageant
Beauty pageants are notorious for dumb girls coming out with answers that make little to no sense and here’s one of the best yet.
Missing Cleveland Teens Found After 10 Years; Hero Describes Events Regarding Her Discovery In Hilarious And Slightly Racist Interview
Three Cleveland teens who had been missing for over a decade were found alive a couple of days ago, which is undoubtedly great news. The best thing about the whole incident though was this interview with the guy who helped them escape, which is sure to go viral.
Dutch Company Training Astronauts For A Mission To Mars In 2023 For Reality TV Show. One Catch: It’s A One-Way Ticket
Have you ever thought to yourself “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore?”, well now it turns out there’s a chance you might not have to for much longer. Some Dutch company are taking applications to turn people into astronauts and send them to Mars in 2023, but there’s a catch, you won’t EVER be coming back.
Didier Drogba Scored One Of The Freakiest Lobs Ever Over The Weekend
All eyes will be on Didier Drogba tonight as he tries to fire Galatasaray into the Champion’s League semi finals by beating Real Madrid, but over the weekeend he scored one of the freakiest lobbed goals I have ever seen.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
Batman_LDN: Why It Snowed Last Week
Batman_LDN is back on Sick Chirpse with a new semi-regular column in which he details his incredible life. This week he explains why it snowed last week and why it was all essentially his fault. He also apologises.
