The ‘Cthuken’ Might Just Be The Best Thing Heston Blumenthal Never Made
Kraken for Christmas dinner, anyone?
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Philadelphia Restaurant Introduces The Deep Fried Twinkie Burger
The next in the long line of American culinary heart attacks is here – the deep fried twinkie burger.
Introducing The Zlatan Ibrahimovic Burger
A cafe in Paris has started serving a massive burger named after their hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic – check it out here.
Seven Serial Killers And Their Favourite Songs
Ever wonder what your favourite serial killers like to get down to when they’re murdering little kids and prostitutes? Well now you can find out.
4-Year-Old Finds Packed Weed Pipe In Burger King Kid’s Meal
A 4-year-old got a free weed pipe packed full of hash and weed with his kid’s meal from Burger King.
What Are The Best Crisps In The World?
Is there a better pack of crisps than Pickled Onion Monster Munch?
Money Makes the World (Cup) Go Roundâ€
Qatar have announced their outrageous plans for the 2022 FIFA World Cup and it looks set to be the best or worst World Cup ever.
Watch This Guy Demolish The New ‘Ramen Burger’
We like showing you weird/disgusting/cool food from around the globe and this is one of them. The new ‘ramen burger’ from Japan.
The Extremely Worrying Yet Really Cool World Of Non-Lethal Weapons
The Americans take the field of crowd control to new and bewildering heights. Pimped-up taser, anyone?
The Pope Idol Results Are In
A New Pope has been elected and he looks like a friendly tortoise. We at Sick Chirpse take a look at the importance in his choice of name and where he might take the Catholic Church.
Ever Wanted To See A Surfing Pig?
Everyone loves surfing but when you see animals surfing it gets even better. And this is the shit. Meet Zorro, the surfing piglet.
Burger King Twitter Account Hacked And Turned Into McDonald’s Twitter Feed
Yesterday Burger King’s Twitter account got hacked and turned into a McDonald’s feed that totally rinsed the shit out of BK. Here’s the full story and a bunch of the best tweets.
It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
Guy Destroys Denny’s New ‘Hobbit Menu’ In Twenty Minutes
Denny’s have released a ‘Hobbit Menu’ which looks pretty minging but this guy smashes his way through it all.
Pizza Hut Launch Brand New Perfume – Eau De Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
Almost Famous Make Ridiculous Burgers (And Give You Free Shots)
If you ever want to know what it feels like to be destroyed by masses of filthy juicy meat then go and order this burger.
Culinary Review: Honest Burgers
In the latest installment of culinary reviews Sick Chirpse goes a bit posh and takes on a restaurant one-up from a Wimpy.
Cosplay
Cosplay is a cultural phenomenon that consists of dressing up like your favourite movie, cartoon or video game characters. It may seem really geeky (it is) but it can also help fuel your creativity.
America’s Least Wanted: The USA’s Worst Ideas
America is one of the world’s Superpowers. It also comes up with some super shit that makes the mind boggle. Find out some of the worst things to come from Yankville, USA.
Run Out Of Beer? Enter The Wife-Carrying Championship
If you win the North American Wife Carrying Championship, you win the woman’s weight in beer and five times her weight in cash. Whachu waiting for? Get hitched.
Five Football Fatties
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Are To Wed, So Just How Will It Go Down?
With yesterday’s report that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are to get married, Sick Chirpse considers how this wedding to end all weddings will go down.
The Olympian Battle for Happiness
For the past 6 months, and in particular these last 5-6 weeks, I’ve quite often silently contemplated how little shit I could give about the Olympics.
Burger With 1000 Slices Of Cheese
A guy tries to eat a Burger King Whopper with 1000 slices of cheese. Why? Because the Japanese do whatever the fvck they want.
Man Dresses Up As Zombie, People Shit Themselves
A guy dresses up as a zombie and chases people, who, it’s fair to say, shit themselves. Another side to the zombie invasion.
