I realise (and hope) that we’ll never post a story quite as horrific as the one about the doctor pulling the baby’s head off during delivery, but this Hannibal Lecter-esque freak show is certainly a contender for second place…
Yesterday, Miami police fatally shot a naked man who was eating another naked man’s face in the middle of a busy motorway. The two men were seen fighting on a busy causeway by witnesses who were on their way to South Beach for the annual hip hop festival (talk about starting the festival on a bad vibe). The cop was flagged down by a guy who was cycling down the road and had seen the attacker ‘tearing pieces of flesh’ off of his victim with his mouth. He apparently growled and snapped like an animal as the officer drew closer to him.
Unbelievably, the cannibal freak didn’t stop chewing the other man’s face even after he’d been shot and wounded, forcing the officer to fatally shoot him several more times. The critically injured victim, believed to be a homeless man, has been taken to hospital and ‘has virtually no face left’. This generally goes without saying but HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?! The aggressor is believed to have been trying to chew the man’s face off and gouge out his eyes – the job was only half done….