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Manchester Man Spends £100,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian

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The sad reality is that he’s ended up looking like a slutty hard boiled egg.

That’s it, it’s done. It’s over. Millions of years of evolution; the first sea creatures becoming mammals, man discovering fire and Bill Hicks, it’s all for nothing. Jordan James Parke from Manchester has spent £100,000 so he can look like Kim Kardashian, the sad reality is that he’s ended up looking like a slutty hard boiled egg.

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What a complete moron in every sense of the word. Firstly Kim Kardasian is the embodiment of everything wrong with the world. She even cropped out a picture of her baby for a photo. I mean Jesus, I get put off someone if they mention they like her, imagine meeting this idiot. £100,000 is what he spent. The worst part is he is not even done yet, apparently a nose job is next on the list for this dude.

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