Katie Price dropped the ice breaker to end all ice breakers when she first met comedian Matt Richardson on the set of Celebrity Haunted Mansion. According to Richardson, her opening line was to ask him if he had ever w*nked over her pictures.

Talking about his time on-set with Katie, Matt said: “We had Katie Price doing a seance. But the problem with Katie Price is, Katie Price is a very impatient woman.

He added: “So we had this seance, we do things for hours and hours overnight, and Katie is just going, ‘If there are any ghosts in here, touch me now! Touch me now!’ And she made me feel so uncomfortable because she is wonderfully mad and doesn’t give a s**t about anything.”

On their actual first meeting: “This first time I met her she came up to me and went, ‘How old are you?’ I went, ‘26’. And she went, ‘Bet you’ve had a few w**ks over me’.”

Host Chris Ramsey looked horrified by the revelation. He then asked Matt: “That is an opening line! Have you?” Matt proclaimed: “No”, which is probably a lie but I don’t blame him for not wanting to admit it on national TV.

What else can you say really? Katie Price is on-brand 100% of the time. You just know what you’re getting with her every time. “Bet you’ve had a few w*nks over me” is basically akin to “nice to meet you” in Katie Price’s world, and you kinda have to respect it.

Meanwhile, Katie’s eyes have started bleeding after her latest round of surgery on her bum and lips. Nothing more surgery won’t fix?