Judging by your recent stats in the Champions League, should we call you the Semi Final One? #AskJose
– VA10 (@AFC_L) May 16, 2014
#AskJose why do you defend on the pitch but attack at press conferences ?
– Deluded Gooner (@Eman_Cartoon_Ed) May 16, 2014
#AskJose I’m confused, are you “For” or “Against” football from the 19th Century?
– Joe Luxton (@JoeLuxton) May 16, 2014
Do you enjoy watching your team park a bus ? #Askjose
– – Angela Tsaturian (@i_Angela_) May 16, 2014
#AskJose would you rather have sex with a goat, or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?
– Ashley Hewitt (@mrashleyhewitt) May 16, 2014
Were You In The Kingston Greggs Last Wednesday? #AskJose
– Reiss Ellesse (@REISSELLESSE) May 16, 2014
The finest bus company you’ve hired from and why? #AskJose
– Liverpool GFN (@LiverpoolGFN) May 16, 2014
If your missus cheated on you, would you prefer it to be with John Terry or Ashley Cole? #AskJose
– Magical Lee (@ZiggyMarlins) May 16, 2014
If you manage to get sacked twice by Mr Abramovich, would you consider it a tactical masterclass? #AskJose
– Mario (@Limpar33) May 16, 2014
#AskJose Was it a complicated surgical procedure to extract your own head from your arse?
– Lee Sargent (@lee_sargent) May 16, 2014
