Groom-to-be Chris Holland suffered probably the greatest bruise of all time at his own stag weekend on Saturday when he fell backwards through a table at Dream Club in Sopot, Poland.
The next morning he woke up to find a massive angel-shaped bruise on his backside.
Londoner Chris said: “I couldn’t believe it when I looked in the mirror — there was an angel. I felt really lucky as if it was a bit higher I could have had a spinal injury.”
Well, he’s not wrong. It does look like an angel and a pretty cool angel at that. Falling butt-first through a table doesn’t seem so bad when you get something as awesome as this as your reward – a successful stag do no doubt.
Click over to check out the NSFW-ish pics. They’re not particularly gruesome, but you should have a choice in whether you want to see this guy’s bare butt or not…
