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Dave The Duck Has Penis Removed After Injuring It Having Sex Ten Times A Day

Horny.

You might think that you’re a stud and can bone your partner as many times as you want in a day, but let me tell you that you haven’t got anything on my man Dave The Duck here.

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Even though David is a major horn dog, the story is somewhat tragic as it ends with him having to have his penis removed because he injured it by having sex way too much. I guess it’s better to have lived your life in the fast lane and burnt out, then to never live in it at all hey?

Sonya Miles was the vet who operated on Dave. She explains what happened to his penis:

It turns out Dave had been over-amorous with the ladies that he lives with which had caused his penis to prolapse.

This resulted in his penis getting traumatised and then pretty infected.

He’d basically injured the tip of his penis and had a wound on it that had got infected.

Normally it goes back inside him once he’s finished [mating] but it stayed out and obviously when it’s out it’s bashed and stood on and pecked at and god knows what.

Female ducks can actually be quite aggressive and if they don’t want his attention then they will peck at anything including his penis. I think [his penis] took the brunt of it, unfortunately. It’s brutal.’

All of us knew that as soon as we saw it there was really only one thing we could do and that was to remove it before it got any worse.

It was very much a team effort. One of us saw him in, one of us did the surgery, and our exotic [species] specialist nurses made sure he stayed alive and was comfortable.

Now he’s had the operation, Sonya said it won’t have too much of an impact on him in the future.

He won’t be able to successfully breed which isn’t a problem for the way he is kept but it means he’ll lead maybe a slightly joyless life in comparison [to before].

On the face of it he was actually pretty oblivious to the fact that he’d lost his manhood. He was up and about and eating and doing his normal duck things immediately post-surgery.

I imagine once he realises what he’s missing he may be slightly more concerned. He’ll definitely still try to mate. It’s not going to stop him. ‘But at the end of the day it’s not going to stop him having a completely normal life.

It’s not going to bother him too much.

I felt sorry for him more than anything but also really pleased that his owners were so caring. It’s nice to have a client who is willing to do that much for their pet.

A lot of people go “oh it’s just a duck” but he’s not – he’s a loved pet.

I mean I think it must be pretty traumatic for the guy: one day you’re shagging everything in sight constantly and the next day you literally don’t have a dick. Hopefully his owner Josh Watson can look after him well and this isn’t as big a problem for him as it would be for you or me.

For more ducks, check out this story about a duck hitting up the local boozer. Rogue.

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