I always feel so dirty writing these articles about Carol Vorderman being all horny or whatever because they’re so trashy, but they always get so many clicks that I just can’t not do that.

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The latest thirst trap from Carol comes courtesy of her TikTok debut, where fans were surprised to see it look as though she was completely and utterly topless. Carol swore that it was a skin tight bikini, but of course she would wouldn’t she?

Anyway, take a look at it below you thirsty bastards and see what you think:

@carolvordersHello TikTokers! Let the fun begin ❤️♬ original sound – CarolVorders

Lol that’s quite clearly a skin tone – or even just orange – bikini that she’s wearing in the video and I think that anyone who actually though that she was topless is a complete mentalist. I guess if you only came to see that though (who are you kidding buddy?), then you do at least get a pretty nice shot of her cleavage. 1.3 million people have viewed that TikTok so you’re not alone, don’t feel bad.

For more of the same, check out Carol Vorderman dressing up in a flight suit for the ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ premiere. Dreams can come true.