Posts By Sands
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7.2KLIFETV Fart Part IV: Embarrassing Bodies
Embarrassing Bodies is sick. Find out why....
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4.4KFOOD
TV Fart Part III: Man vs. Food
Find out why Man vs. Food is bad for everyone...
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4.8KCHIRPSES
TV Fart Part II: Most Haunted
Time for part two in our list of TV nightmares. See why Most Haunted is for cretins and Derek Acorah is a...
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4.2KTV
TV Fart Part I: The Real Hustle
The first of four little episodes detailing exactly what we think about the chunderous garbage spewing out of your little tellyboxes. See...
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1.6KNEWS
What Does Our Reaction To Lee Rigby’s Murder Tell Us About Our Own Problems?
With the date now set for the trials of Lee Rigby's murderers, we take a look what our reaction to the event...
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1.7KCHIRPSES
The Local Elections Are This Week, Here’s Who You Most Definitely Shouldn’t Vote For (UKIP)
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn't give your little vote...
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1.5KMOVIES
Skyballs
Is James Bond your alter-ego? No. It’s not light hearted fun. It’s bleak and it is an indictment on us all.
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8.0KFOOTBALL
90’s Footballers Who Look Like Your Dad
An in-depth investigation into the lives of some of the worst footballers of the nineties.
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1.3KCHIRPSES
Giorgio Pulls Out Some Sick Chirpse At The Drive Thru
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
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1.8KRANDOM
Heath Townsend Is The Best At Partying
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
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3.5KRANDOM
Can’t Get Drunk On A Tenner Anymore? Here’s Why…
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
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2.8KRANDOM
HELP HEATH GET SPONSORED AT PARTYING
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
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2.3KRANDOM
NOT SO SUBLIMINABLE MESSAGES
The Manipulation Machine marches on. Where will you hide?
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1.2KFOOTBALL
WEST HAM SIGN ILLITERATE HOMOPHOBE MANC
Big Sam dips into the transfer market again for another inspired signing.
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1.8KRANDOM
CAN THE TELEVISION EAT YOUR SOUL?
New musings from the tormented participator. Can you escape the system? No.
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4.6KCHIRPSES
NICOLAS CAGE IS A VAMPIRE
Sooo……it looks like the question we’ve all been wondering for our whole lives has finally been answered. Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
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2.9KCHIRPSES
CAN DIVORCING PETER ANDRE MAKE YOU MENTAL?
So it seems Jordan's mental health has taken a nose-dive in recent months. Check out the latest tragic episode.
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5.2KFOOTBALL
ANDY GRAY AND RICHARD KEYS ARE DEAD
The much hyped fall from grace of football's most boring bastards
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3.7KCHIRPSES
THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR.
Do you need cheering up? Perhaps heard that the striker for your favourite football team is a turncoat chicken-shit? Well read this...
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2.2KCHIRPSES
TALENTLESS DRIFTER BREAKS HIS SPINE IN SNOWBOARDING DISASTER
A tragic tale about a boy who once knew what it was to be human but is transformed into a shadow of...
