Embarrassing Bodies is sick. Find out why....
Find out why Man vs. Food is bad for everyone...
Time for part two in our list of TV nightmares. See why Most Haunted is for cretins and Derek Acorah is a...
The first of four little episodes detailing exactly what we think about the chunderous garbage spewing out of your little tellyboxes. See...
With the date now set for the trials of Lee Rigby's murderers, we take a look what our reaction to the event...
With your little local elections coming up this week Sick Chirpse takes a look at why you shouldn't give your little vote...
Is James Bond your alter-ego? No. It’s not light hearted fun. It’s bleak and it is an indictment on us all.
An in-depth investigation into the lives of some of the worst footballers of the nineties.
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
The final round of the biggest drinking competition of all time. Have you got the stones to get involved?
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
Be a part of something massive and help Heath win the best job in the world.
The Manipulation Machine marches on. Where will you hide?
Big Sam dips into the transfer market again for another inspired signing.
New musings from the tormented participator. Can you escape the system? No.
Sooo……it looks like the question we’ve all been wondering for our whole lives has finally been answered. Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
So it seems Jordan's mental health has taken a nose-dive in recent months. Check out the latest tragic episode.
The much hyped fall from grace of football's most boring bastards
Do you need cheering up? Perhaps heard that the striker for your favourite football team is a turncoat chicken-shit? Well read this...
A tragic tale about a boy who once knew what it was to be human but is transformed into a shadow of...