We Asked UKIP And The BNP Where They Source Their ‘Patriotic’ Merchandise From
Shock horror.
The internet is currently losing its shit over the arrival of a completely fucking stupid new magazine called ‘Oh My Vlog’ that features various vlogstars you’ve never heard of staring soullessly out from amongst its pages. Oh My Vlog is one of those mags that you’re likely to find more over towards the Jacqueline Wilson types …
Can’t this novelty café trend just die already?
Not a cat’s dick, a cat dick.
Absolute game changer for those poor sods who can’t see the full colour spectrum.
We would suggest killing them with fire but they’d just come back again and murk us.
Wait till you see what she does with it after it’s born.
We could really go for a tub of Fully Baked right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re getting hitched to your dog because no humans like you.
Time to say goodbye to overly-opinionated Oliver and beyond-boring Beatrice.
Apologies in advance – this is seriously disturbing.
If you’re going to fake having a partner, you might as well be convincing.