Better get to the pub, stat.
The bastard got away with it.
He probably wonâ€™t be buying the album then.
First contender for scariest movie of the year?
This guy has the worst luck ever.
Combine this with a sex robot and you'll never need to leave the house.
Whereâ€™s their sense of humour?
Product substitution at it's finest.
It's all looking rather positive.
Burn baby burn.
Heart attack o'clock.
Compared to the usual small fortune.
Nigel Farage reveals how he was only moments from death.
Only in the UK are people this passive-aggressive.
This will revolutionise the way we tip.
Darkest threesome ever.
As if people are actually running full operations using the shake and bake method.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
Does that technically make her his daughter?
Thatâ€™s one way to cook dinner.
I kissed a girl and Iâ€™m not sure if I liked it.
Ground control to majorâ€¦ oh no sorry, wrong number.
What an awesome moment.
Unbelievable skills from the Royal Mail.
London is doomed.