The Real Mary Poppins – Guy Skydives Using Patio Umbrella
We’ve all been fooled. Mary Poppins wasn’t a woman, but a man. And here’s proof. A guy skydives using a patio umbrella and it’s Poppins to a tee. Bitch.
We’ve all been fooled. Mary Poppins wasn’t a woman, but a man. And here’s proof. A guy skydives using a patio umbrella and it’s Poppins to a tee. Bitch.
Most people flip a car when they’re smashed, but this guy does it for a living and he’s just performed a world-first: a 360-degree flip in a car.
As much as we love cats at Sick Chirpse, we can’t ever imagine owning one with a 100 decibel purr as we’d rather not be deaf. But if you are deaf, Merlin is probably the best cat you’ll ever own.
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There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
Most of us have eaten some dodgy things, but this woman takes the piss. Why? Because she eats cat hair, that’s why.
The burns unit in a Brazilian hospital have the most inappropriately named mascot ever – Flamy. What’s worse is that Flamy visits the children’s unit…
The Romanian Special Forces show us how they do things in this video. Smashing bricks with their fists, shooting bricks off each other heads, fighting as circles of fire surround them etc. Mental.
Pizza is one of the most awesome things on earth. You all agree, right? Well, it just got better. Introducing: pizza vending machines.
This bro is 50 years old and still tearing up the skatepark. He’s a figure of respect to skaters everywhere and I want to be like him when I’m 50, if I’m not dead.
This guy is either really unhinged or utterly smashed. Either way, he destroys this tequila shot like Josef Fritzl destroyed his daughter’s life.
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Everyone hates wasps and not many of us like spiders. Turns out they hate each other as well. Here’s a video of a wasp and a spider battling it out to the death.
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Everyone likes to perv. It’s good for the soul. Here’s a Tumblr where your perving prowess will be tested to the max.
Denny’s have released a ‘Hobbit Menu’ which looks pretty minging but this guy smashes his way through it all.
2012 was a pretty eventful year, shit things and good things happened but I’m a pessimist so most of it was shit. Here’s the most memorable moments of 2012 in one video.
There’s something about a disproportionately small hand that is both disgusting and fascinating. Here’s a Tumblr dedicated to the magic of a tiny hand.
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Most of us have slept in shit places but have you ever slept in a human colon? Doubt it.
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