U) Smallest UK Union

So what’s the smallest trades-union in the UK? There’s a question you probably don’t want to know the answer to. Well, in 2000 it was the Sheffield Wool Shear Workers Union with just 10 members. Sadly, in 2007 they dissolved. I expect there was an uproar among the wool shear workers of Sheffield when that was announced.

V) Smallest Value Currency

Not only does the Vietnamese currency have the least worth compared to pound sterling, it also has probably the best name for a currency in the whole wide world. You would need more than 34,000 Vietnamese dong to buy just one item from the pound shop.

W) Smallest Waist

The smallest waist award goes to 70-year-old Cathie Jung who’s been busy crushing her poor organs into horrifically tight corsets for longer than most people have been alive. She measures just 15 inches round. It’s her intestines I feel sorry for. I bet she’s constantly constipated with all her tubes squished up weird like that? If you ask me it looks a bit silly too.

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