79-Year-Old British Multimillionaire Seeks Young Woman To Have A Son To Inherit His Fortune

Meet Sir Benjamin Slade. He’s old, he’s British and he has millions of pounds but no male heir to leave it to.

As such, Sir Benjamin is seeking a young woman to have a son to inherit his fortune and continue his lineage once he’s gone.

Here are his requirements:

Unlucky Scottish women, petite women, Scorpio women, and women from countries beginning with I or with green in their flag. Quids in for the ladies who have a shotgun license and aren’t lesbians or communists!

If you meet the requirements – particularly the willingness to have sex with Sir Benjamin until you’ve birthed two sons – you’re in with a shot with the world’s most (or least?) eligible bachelor.

Now you may be wondering why Sir Benjamin Slade hasn’t taken care of all this already at the ripe old age of 79. Well, it’s not that he’s incapable of love. In fact, Sir Benjamin has been with numerous women. He was even married once – to the lovely Lady Pauline Carol Slade before they divorced in 1991. Apparently she had 17 house cats which drove him crazy and put insurmountable stress on their marriage.

After that, Sir Benjamin had a relationship actress Kirsten Hughes that lasted 15 years before she left him for the handyman in 2011.

He ditched his third long-term partner after she became too hold to have a kid. Oh, and he has a daughter with a 4th woman – a daughter he’s never met. 

In case you were wondering where Sir Benjamin Slade got his millions from – he’s the ‘7th Baronet of Maunsel House.’ A quick Google reveals that a baronet is one step down from a baron, but clearly still enough to be sufficiently loaded.

If all this sounds appealing to you, he’s also willing to pay £50,000 annually to any woman who takes up the position, which is a nice little bonus.

All you have to do is uproot your entire life, start a family with a 79-year-old and take on what actually sounds like a massive burden in looking after his 1,300 acre estate and two castles.

Best of luck to all the potential Lady Slades out there!

For 85-year-old man who arranged a threesome with two 18-year-old twins online and ended up getting robbed, click HERE. What did he expect was going to happen?