So You Think You’re A Punk?
If you think you’re punk, think again.
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Teachers Dancing Behind Their Students
Teachers dancing behind their students in acts of revenge. My teachers in school were boring, these ones ain’t.
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Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
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R. Kelly Pisses Fans Off With 75 Second Concert
If you saw R.Kelly advertised as playing a strip club in your area for $30 would you expect a full concert!?
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Skrillex Board Game
This most definitely belongs in the weirder section of Sick Chirpse.
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Animals Being Dicks
If there was a Grammy for GIFs these friggers would win every year.
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The Top 20 Commentary Videos For Sergio Aguero’s Last Minute Winner
Watch the whole damn world and their crazy reactions to Kun Aguero’s last minute winner at the weekend.
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Limited Edition Sick Chirpse T-shirt
This t-shirt is now sold out. If you weren’t quick…
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Outlook Festival Announces New Acts Including Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry And Trim
Outlook Festival is back this year and better than ever before.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Guess Her Muff
Judge the quality of women’s snatches on our latest Tumblr find: Guess Her Muff.
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Purity Ring
The recommended artists of the week brought to you by Sick Chirpse are Purity Ring. A ghoulish electronic duo who are tipped for big things throughout 2012.
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Doing The Edge Walk – AKA FUCK THAT
Strong coffee not moving your bowels in the morning? Just watch this video instead.
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Where Did The Vampire Legend Come From?
A neurologist from abroad may just give us an insight……..
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Watch Seal Have A Wank on Australia’s The Voice
Seal ejaculates everywhere because some girl was really good at singing.
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Peter Jackson Set To Screw Up The Hobbit
Lord of The Rings director and slimming icon Peter Jackson has shot The Hobbit all funny…
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Now on 4… How Many Freaks and Fannies Can We Fit Into Tonight’s Schedule?
More fucked up conspiracies, creatures and crotches from the minds of C4.
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Watch Nerds Play Quidditch
Quidditch used to be a nerd’s wet dream but now it’s a real sport and is getting bigger all the time. Always destined to be a nerd’s sport or can it get even bigger?
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Mein Kampf Is Making A Comeback
General Secretary of the Central Council of Jews in Germany encourages the printing of a new edition of Mein Kampf
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Pedal To The Metal!
An alternative for those who want to cruise on a budget!
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Titanoboa: Super Massive Snake
TITANOBOA: Urgent information regarding a massive prehistoric snake, and why humans are sickos.
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The Good, The Bad And The Sequel
Let us bring you up to speed with the upcoming sequels of Anchorman, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and Wayne’s world. You’d be bogus to miss it dude.
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Chinese Guy Tearing The Roads Up On An Armchair
Chinese guy absolutely tearing the roads up on an armchair. What the fvck?
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Serena Williams Rap Single Leaked
Serena Williams trades a racket for a microphone as her new rap single is leaked.
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Kyrgyzstan’s National Sport: Chucking Around Decapitated Goats
I knew nothing about the country of Kyrgyzstan before today. It turns out they their national sport is lobbing around dead goats….
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Christian Euphemisms For Vagina
Christianity teaches you how to speak more politiely…about vaginas. Who says religion is obsolete?
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Celebrities Trying To Rap
Steve-O is not the first of his fellow Hollywood peers to try their hand at the ol rap game, of course. Here is my list of favourite’s
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Prince Charles and Camilla Read The Weather
Finally the Royal Family does something useful.
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Against Me Singer Set To Become A Woman
Tom Gabel revelas he has dealt with gender dysphoria for years and is set to begin a new life as Laura Jane Grace.
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Jeremy Kyle Headlines We’re Yet To See
Good morning, on today’s show…..
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Curry 101: What You Should Know About Britain’s Favourite Dish
Curry: why it came here, what it’s good for and what it’s bad for.
