Arsenal – Why It’s Impossible to Like Them
So why are Arsenal a bunch of bastards? Read on to find out…
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Only Fools and Horses Remake Announced
John Leguizamo has been cast as Del Boy in US remake of Only Fools and Horses.
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CHRIS BROWN SAVES THE WORLD BY BEATING UP WOMEN
Who knew Chris Brown was a superhero? Not me.
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SEE WU LYF FOR FREE IN MANCHESTER THIS THURSDAY
Forget buying tickets, win some free guest list for Wu Lyf right here.
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MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN’T MOLEST ME, I MOLESTED HIS FINE ASS!
This video is beyond ridiculous. A complete piss take but hilarious either way.
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IT’S TIME TO ADOPT AN OBSCURE SPANISH FOOTBALL CLUB
If you’re wanting a suggestion as to which Spanish club to follow, then here is your answer!
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THE WIRE CHARACTERS AS WIND UP TOYS
The Wire is so well loved that now it even has its own set of wind up toys depicting some of the best characters.
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RECOMMENDED: CHARLI XCX
The recommended music artist of the week brought to you by Sick Chirpse is Charli XCX. A young singer set to put the UK music industry in check with her wave of new music she calls dark-pop.
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COBWEB FIELDS
Recent floods in Australia meant spiders had no way to survive…or did they? They weaved their webs into intricate networks so they could avoid getting drowned.
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STEVE’S ARMCHAIR REVIEW – MIDDLESBROUGH V LEEDS
The armchair review this week comes from the Riverside where Middlesbrough hosted Leeds.
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CELEBS CAUGHT STEALING
Money money everywhere and not a pound is spent – the truth behind celebrities and their incessant need to steal.
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OLD MUSICIANS RISING FROM THE GRAVE
Today, no matter where we look, no matter what medium, the stars of yesteryear are being used like background scenery in a West-End Play.
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SUPER MORRISSEY BROS
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Morrissey met Super Mario?
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DO YOU LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD?
Do you like hospital food? Until now this may have been a mere threat, fighting talk if you will. That was before Riga restaurant Hospitalis opened its doors.
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WANDERLUST MOVIE REVIEW: BEYOND FRIENDS
Wanderlust: Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd back together again, this time they’re more than friends…
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WEIRD JAPANESE BEAUTY TECHNIQUES
Our perfectly normal friends from Japan produce some more crazy shit. What’s new?
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Where’s Wally: The Movie
If someone made a movie of Where’s Waldo? how would you imagine it? With Waldo as an ex- secret agent getting revenge on the government? No, me neither, but this guy did.
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TOP 5… STEREOTYPICAL RAP VIDEOS
Sick Chirpse’s Top 5… this week comes in the form of the top 5 stereotypical rap videos brought to you by Dr Dre, Nelly and other rap superstars.
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LUCK: A NEW BOARDWALK EMPIRE?
Sky Atlantic’s newest big money TV show hits our screens, and it’s about horses running and men watching them.
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MAN TAKES FORKLIFT THROUGH DRIVE THRU
Casey Parks has to be one of the great lost heroes of character comedy.
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CHICKEN NUGGET SELLS FOR $8,100
A chicken nugget has sold for over $8,000 because it looks like George Washington.
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SCARE YOURSELF EVERY DAY
Following Eleanor Roosevelt’s words ‘Do one thing every day that scares you’, LA based Gregory Tung decided to do just that… for a whole year.
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THE EVOLUTION OF WESTERN DANCE MUSIC
Travel writer, Osman Khan, creates an interactive map of the evolution of dance music from 1800 – present for How Music Travels.
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KONY BALONEY 2012- A MEATIER, LESS ‘ANGRY’ UPDATE.
I have had a couple of field days now not only observing reactions to KONY 2012, but giggling to myself at the to the bastard children of pretense my previous article spawned.
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PREMIER LEAGUE PREVIEW – PICK OF THE GAMES
Steve takes a look at the pick of the games this weekend in the Premier League
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R.I.P. BIGGIE SMALLS
Let’s all smoke up a henny blunt in remembrance of the legend that was, that is, Mr Notorious BIG.
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BOXING AFTER DARK
Now I’m not really too sure what this video is – is it a trailer? Is it a one off? Does it have actually have anything to do with HBO?
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TWITTER TRENDING: YOU OWE ME HEAD
Twitter’s bringing people together all over the world as they justify their oral sex entitlement.
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