WEST HAM SIGN ILLITERATE HOMOPHOBE MANC
Big Sam dips into the transfer market again for another inspired signing.
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TOP LAWYERS GET BUSTED – THE EMAIL THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO READ
The Sick Chirpser goes undercover in the murky world of the legal profession and uncovers a subculture of LADS.
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SIX TOE JOE IS CAUGHT
A Somalian pirate, known as Six Toe Joe, because he has six toes on each foot has finally been caught.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND: FOUND YRSELF AT UNI
FOUND YRSELF AT UNI is our tumblr pick of the week. It’s only been going for a few weeks so the content is on the thin side, but the general idea behind the whole thing is great.
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THE JOY OF BOOKS
Bookstore in Toronto made an awesome stop motion promo video to promote reading. Reading is cool!
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LIFE SIZED BOARD GAMES
Isn’t it cool when stuff just gets made bigger!?
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SEAN BEAN R.I.P.
Sean Bean has died. A bunch of times.
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FACEBOOK: THE ONLINE CENSUS
Plans for Facebook in the week of it IPO. Zuckerberg cosies up to Washington. End of the world is nigh.
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PEANUT BUTTER KIT KAT’S – THE HARD HITTING TRUE STORY
What do Kit Kat Chunky’s, depression, alcoholism and getting dumped all have in common. Probably nothing actually.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND: SAD GOALKEEPERS
Is there anything better than a tumblr of goalkeepers looking really sad that they’ve let goals in AGAIN?
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PIERS MORGAN IS A TWAT
Piers Morgan is a twat.
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MEATLOAF RUINS CAREER
Like a Bat out of Hell his career will be gone in the morning light.
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REAL LIFE MARIO GETS HIGH ON STAR XTC PILLS
Mario goes on a real life mission to find peace, popping star XTC pills on the way.
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SANDRO WILL FUCK YOU UP
Sandro has some lairy fighting tekkers up his sleeve. BOSH! KAPOW! WOOF!
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NEW AMAZING SPIDERMAN TRAILER
Two new superhero movie trailers in one day. Guess it’s our lucky day!
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NEW AVENGERS TRAILER
A new Avengers trailer debuted during the Superbowl on Sunday.
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CAT INVADES PITCH IN LIVERPOOL V SPURS MATCH
A new kind of pitch invader.
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MARIO BALOTELLI: MASTER MAGICIAN
Mario Balotelli turns to magic to help him through his suspension.
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BREADING IS THE NEW PLANKING
Planking was last year’s internet craze. This year’s craze could be breading: putting bread on your cat’s head and taking a photo of it.
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ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS GET RUN OVER
Check out this video out of some anti-abortion protesters doing their thing outside a women’s clinic in America and then getting run over.
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MY VIDEO FOR BRIONA
How do you win your girlfriend’s heart when you’re 15? Record a creepy webcam message to her and post it on YouTube for the whole world to see.
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NO ANSWERS
This is when there are no words and no answers. This is the closest to the truth that I will ever get.
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OK GO & CHEVY SONIC – NEEDING/GETTING MUSIC VIDEO
OK Go release their new music video which is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
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SICK SCORPION KICK
A First Division Bolivian footballer scores an absolute peach of a scorpion kick.
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CRAZY CHINESE MILITARY TRAINING EXERCISE
Apparently in the Chinese military training involves throwing live grenades around until they blow you up.
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HOME ALONE 2 – INJURY TIME
Home Alone 2 – a Christmas favourite. But how the hell do the crooks survive the barrage of injuries given to them throughout the film? Surely they’d be dead before the end of the first hour. Let me explain more…
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Bloke Makes House Out Of Money
Bloke makes house out of shredded bank notes.
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WIN TICKETS TO SEE MAJOR LAZER @ MANCHESTER HMV RITZ
Get your greasy hands on a pair of tickets for this show on 18th April.
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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”
Professional footballers have it tough.
