LINVOY PRIMUS IS TEN PIN KING
Linvoy Primus could have been a pro bowler. Check it out
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SOMETHING FOR THE FANS
Competition that gives you the opportunity to perform a duet with JLS at the Brit Awards!
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BALOTELLI WALKS INTO MANCHESTER LIBRARY AND OFFERS TO PAY ALL OVERDUE BOOK FEES
Bad man Balotelli strike again.
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MCDONALD’S SERVE MOUSE SHIT BURGERS
McDonald’s serve buns with mouse droppings on to unsuspecting customers. Dirty.
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2011/12 – THE FOOTBALL SEASON IN REVIEW SO FAR…
2011/12 Football Review – Blue Moons, Sepp’s solutions and some very silly boys…
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DISNEY STUDIOS PRESENTS THE MOST DISTURBING FILM OF ALL TIME
Return to Oz. Greatest horror film ever made. Who says electro shock treatment has no place in a childrens film?
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MR BELDING SET TO APPEAR ON RAW
Capeside High comes to the WWE.
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SPORTING BRUTALITY: JAPANESE STYLE
Japanese college games are rawer than a sumo wrestler’s nappy rash.
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THE SHAPE OF POP TO COME
If there’s ever a time to scout out new artists and new sounds, this would be the opportune year. After all, who couldn’t use a soundtrack to the impending zombie apocalypse?
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RICKY GERVAIS RETURNS TO THE GLOBAL GLOBES
Ricky Gervais returns to the 2012 Golden Globe awards. Will he live up to last year’s ass shredding performance?
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DJ BALOTELLI
Mario Balotelli could be topping the charts soon as Tim Westwood is giving him DJ lessons
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Pat Butcher Rap
A rap to pay homage to the late Pat Butcher.
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CYCLING ETIQUETTE: HOW I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE TO A DREADED BELL.
A story about trying to do what you think is right and it ending up being very, very wrong.
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TEXAS PRUDENTIAL BUILDING IMPLODES
Everybody loves buildings imploding right?
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NEVER HIT A COP WITH A STUFFED MONKEY
Preston James Phipps has been jailed for assaulting a police offer with a stuffed monkey in Des Moines, Iowa.
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REAL LIFE ASSASSIN’S CREED
Well not quite real life Assassin’s Creed, but these ninja type dudes can climb a wall pretty god damn fast.
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WIN TICKETS TO SEE M83 @ MANCHESTER HMV RITZ
Win tickets to see the French electropop group perform in Manchester on Wednesday 18th January.
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GAYEST TENNIS SERVE EVER
This Belgian tennis player is hands down the gayest tennis player I’ve ever seen.
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CRAZY CANTONA
Eric Cantona is mental. He’s also been seen on the new reportedly running for the French presidency.
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BASKETBALL FAN SMASHES MASCOT
Mr G-man mascot gets boyed up by Mr G-man Eddie.
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FRENCH FAST FOOD CREATES STAR WARS BURGERS
To coincide with the release of the Phantom Menace in 3D, QUICK have created two Star Wars burgers.
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EMILE HESKEY THE POWERHOUSE
What a guy, what a player, what an inspiration.
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CANDID CAMERA WITH SAMIR NASRI
Samir Nasri got filmed arguing with Liverpool fans in his car on the way home from last night’s game.
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One Girl, Two Vaginas
Hazel Jones has two vaginas and visits swinger clubs with her husband.
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CATS ON A THURSDAY
Cats are wild. Especially when they’re sky diving, floating weightlessly and scuba diving.
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ROCKY (WHY I LOVE IT AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO)
A look at the film that kick-started Stallone’s career and why you should “go the distance” and see it. Please resist the urge to shout “Adrian”.
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CRAZY TOWN COVER REFUSED
Everyone who was desperate to hear New Noise live over the past 13 years should have just gone to see Crazy Town!
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Pingu In Horror Remake
Pingu fucks up his mates in this remake of The Thing.
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THE GODFATHER TRAILER, GHANA STYLE
Bitches ain’t ready for THE GODFATHER – GHANA STYLE!
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SYNYSTER INK – THE WORST TATTOOIST ON THE PLANET
Is this a troll? Someone please tell me this is a troll…
