LIONEL MESSI’S 202 GOALS FOR BARCELONA
Lionel Messi is a sickhead and this video shows you all 202 of his goals for Barcelona.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND – TOM HANKS IS A LOT OF ANIMALS
Sticking Tom Hanks’ face on animals. It’s genius right?
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ABSOLUTE BADMAN RIPS IT WITH BOOMERANG
Think you’ve seen someone use a boomerang? Nah. This is how you use a boomerang.
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QUSTODIAN – MAKE MONEY ON YOUR SMARTPHONE DOING NOTHING
Qustodian sounds too good to be true. Well it isn’t.
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VIRGIL VRIES – OUTRAGEOUS GOALKEEPING FAIL
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen a goalkeeper do. Ever.
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REACTIONS TO LOU REED AND METALLICA’S LULU
Some of the language in some of these comments put my vocabulary and imagination to shame.
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GUY ON A BUFFALO
Obviously a video of a guy riding around on a buffalo was going to be pretty hilarious.
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GERARDO MASINI – BEST RABONA GOAL YET?
Gerardo Masini scores a completely sick rabona goal. Way better than Matias Urbano’s.
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GADDAFI, CALM DOWN
Before you get a bullet in your toffee.
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Best Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Ending Ever
What do you do when you’re faced with the million dollar question? Act like a complete badass.
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METALLICA AND LOU REED PERFORM ON JOOLS HOLLAND
Just when you think things can’t get any worse, Metallica and Lou Reed team up to perform a Velvet Underground cover on Jools Holland.
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PHARRELL WILLIAMS – TOKYO RISING
Pharrell Williams examines the effects of 3/11 on Tokyo in this new documentary series.
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YOGA + BREAKDANCING
Ever wondered what would happen if someone totally sick at yoga started break dancing? This is what happens.
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BLINK 182 – UP ALL NIGHT (IF IT WAS GOOD)
Some dude made a cover of Blink 182’s Up All Night in the style of Enema of The State and it’s actually really good.
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KELLY ROWLAND’S REACTION TO FRANKIE COCOZZA LEAVING X FACTOR
It seems like everyone knew about Frankie Cocozza’s departure from X Factor yesterday in a matter of minutes. Everyone except Kelly Rowland that is.
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KELLY ROWLAND’S REACTION TO FRANKIE COCOZZA LEAVING X FACTOR
It seems like everyone knew about Frankie Cocozza’s departure from X Factor yesterday in a matter of minutes. Everyone except Kelly Rowland that is.
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POSTERS FOR LONDON OLYMPICS 2012 REVEALED
London Olympics posters have been revealed and I can reveal that the suck.
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CAN THE TELEVISION EAT YOUR SOUL?
New musings from the tormented participator. Can you escape the system? No.
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DRAKE & RIHANNA SAMPLE JAMIE XX & GIL SCOTT HERON
Drake samples Jamie XX & Gil Scott Heron for the title track of his new album ‘Take Care.’
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HANG ON A MO — THESE TASCHES ARE TREMENDOUS
Seeing as it’s Movember, Sick Chirpse reckons it’s an apt time to pay tribute to the top five best mousers the beautiful game has ever seen.
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LIFE: PHOTOS FROM THE PAST
Life magazine dedicates it’s 75th anniversary edition to a hardback coffee table edition, packed full of wonderful photos from the past century.
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QUENTIN TARANTINO – THE WORKS
Here’s some of Quentin Tarantino’s best bits, nicely condensed into a two and a half minute video clip.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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RYUJIRO UEDA: NEW LONGEST HEADED GOAL EVER!
Only a couple of month’s after Jone Samuelsen’s spectacular long range header, Ryujiro Ueda has managed to eclipse it.
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WIN TICKETS TO SEE INCUBUS AT MANCHESTER ACADEMY 10TH NOV
Enter this competition to see Incubus perform their classic songs when they perform live in Manchester next week.
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CHUCK TESTA MUSIC VIDEO
Chuck Testa is back, this time in an auto-tuned edit of his own advert.
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DAGGERING FIGHT CLUB VIDEO
Daggering is a form of wild-raunchy-ass dancing that originated from the Caribbean which incorporates a lot of dry humping and other sexual maneuvers, and definitely isn’t suitable for minors.
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DATING ARIANE
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
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People Throwing Stuff At Nickelback
This is what Nickelback can expect if they show up to the Detroit Lions NFL game for the halftime show.
