WHY SCHOOLS MAKE STUDENTS TUCK IN THEIR SHIRTS
Finally, an valid explanation to why your school teacher always made you tuck your shirt in.
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AMERICA DECLARES PIZZA A VEGETABLE
Yeah that headline is true. Pizza is now officially a vegetable in the US of A.
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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY – FLIGHT OF THE FRENCHIES
This is a new documentary about skylining. It looks completely insane.
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PAKISTAN BANS ‘DONG’ AND 1,700 OTHER WORDS FROM TEXT MESSAGES
Pakistan have banned words like ‘Ass Bagger’, ‘Ass Monkey’, ‘Cock Cowboy’, ‘Dong’, ‘Athlete’s Foot’, ‘Jesus Christ’, ‘Fairy’ and ‘Glazed Donut’ (?!?!) from being sent in text messages.
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ANIMALS BEING HYPNOTISED
When animal’s feel like they’re under attack they can put themselves into a hypnotic state, here’s some guys tricking animals and making them to fall into this hypnotic state.
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INSIDE AIR FORCE ONE
Experiencing a flight inside Air Force One is something that only a hand full of people can say they’ve done, so here’s your next best option, a bunch of photos taken from inside the President’s jet.
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MALCOLM BRENNER REVEALS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH DOLPHIN
Malcolm Brenner got fucked up on acid and LSD in the 70’s and ended up fvcking a dolphin for 9 months. A tale of forbidden love – ‘It’s like Romeo and Juliet except Juliet is a 400 pound dolphin.’
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND – SEPP BLATTER WITH BLACK PEOPLE
After Sepp Blatter’s laughably inappropriate comments on Wednesday comes proof that he is a racist.
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GORDON RAMSAY FLIPS OUT IN INTERVIEW
Gordon Ramsay has always been one with words. Here is a video of his response to an Australian interviewer who makes the mistake of questioning Gordon’s foul language.
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LUIS FIGO STARS IN HEAD AND SHOULDERS ADVERT
Luis Figo is the latest in a long line of footballers to star in stupid adverts.
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BLONDE ON ESCALATOR
What could possibly go wrong when a blonde lady attempts to walk up an escalator?
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AMAZING COVER OF GANGSTER’S PARADISE
When it comes to covers, I don’t think anything can beat this.
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INTRODUCTION TO MY PAST GAMES NOSTALGIA FEST
A quick and breezy intro to my retrospective take on computers and games from days gone by.
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TICKETLESS IRISHMAN BLAGS IT ONTO ESTONIAN BENCH
Conor Cunningham somehow managed to blag himself a seat on Estonia’s bench for Ireland’s famous 4-0 victory in Tallinn.
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APPLE STORE FRONTS
Somebody invented a gallery of all the Apple Stores ever. It’s more interesting than it sounds. Not really.
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SICK CHIRPSE CHRISTMAS LIST #1
With Christmas approaching we’ve got a few items on our Christmas list that we’d like you to buy us. Thanks.
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DEAD BIRD FOUND IN TESCO SALAD
When vegetarian Julia Flynn, from Somerset, served up a portion of Tesco’s finest fresh green salad to her and her hubby, she was met with a four-inch long dead bird’s carcass.
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THE MUPPETS DO TWILIGHT
Everyone likes the Muppets. Nobody really likes Twilight. Everyone would like Muppets Twilight though right?
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THE PERFECT GAME
The Sick Chirpser returns and tells you how to bed a girl within 8 hours of meeting her – also known as The Perfect Game.
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RIOTERS APPEAR ON DRAGONS’ DEN
Here’s another Cassette boy type mash up video, but this time involving some rioters trying to flog their loot on Dragons’ Den.
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PERSON OF INTEREST – REBECCA BLACK HAS A NEW MUSIC VIDEO
Rebecca Black – the girl who brought us so many lolz with Friday – is back with a (slightly better) new song called Person of Interest revolving around a guy stealing her heart at the arcade.
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Deaths In Old Video Games
Who thought it would be a good idea to compile a short video of loads of death scenes from old school video games and drop an 8-bit version of Mad World in the background?
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MAGPIES TO RENAME ST JAMES’ PARK ‘SPORTS DIRECT ARENA’
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has never been a figure afraid to court controversy. But has the larger than life businessman scored the biggest own goal of his career to date?
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SOME MORE AWESOME STOP MOTION AND TIME LAPSE VIDEOS
We love awesome stop motion and time lapse videos at Sick Chirpse, so here’s a couple more for your viewing pleasure.
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DALSTON SUPERSTARS
The Real World according to Dalston has finally arrived.
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COURTNEY LOVE GOES CRAZY AGAIN, CALLS FOO FIGHTERS GAY
Courtney Love had another episode at the weekend and ended up calling the Foo Fighters gay.
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89 YEAR OLD BARONESS STICKS FINGERS UP AT PEER IN HOUSE OF LORDS
After Lord King of Bridgewater disses Baroness Trumpington of Sandwich in the House of Lords he’s met with an almighty ‘fvck you’.
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JAPANESE BARTENDER DOWNS A BEER IN 1 SECOND
Now I’ve seen people drink beers pretty fast, I think 3 seconds is the fastest I’ve ever seen, which is like a frickin’ snail compared to this Japanese dude who’s dressed like a woman.
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NEYMAR JOINS REAL MADRID
Neymar has signed for Real Madrid.
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RETURN OF THE SLATZ – PART 1: YOU’VE GOT TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT
Slatz returns to Sick Chirpse with more stupid stories about his stupid life.
