When you find out that your spouse is cheating on you, you normally go absolutely apeshit before sinking into a deep depression and that’s a perfectly acceptable reaction. What the woman in this story did is the complete opposite of that.
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Understandably, Sandra Milena Almeida from Colombia was pretty mad when she found out the truth, but her reaction is beyond bizarre. For some reason she had saved up $7000 in the house for a family vacation and hidden it from her husband so that it would be a surprise. But instead of going out and buying a new car for herself or something, she simply decided to eat the money instead.
This doesn’t make any sense whatsoever to me. I mean maybe if it was the dude’s money it might make a little bit of sense, but the fact is that it was her money that she was hiding from him is beyond crazy. It’s only going to effect her.
Completely nonsensical form of revenge there, especially as the woman ended up in hospital because she failed to digest the bills properly. Here’s what Juan Pablo Serrano, chief surgeon at the Santander University Hospital in Bucaramanga said about it, as well as a video of some of the crumpled up gross bank notes that they were able to remove:
At first we thought she was a drug mule, but then we heard her ridiculous story.
We took the patient into surgery for two procedures to clear the blockage, on her stomach and intestine.
The dollar notes were washed and are in good condition – we managed to remove 57 of them.
Well, I suppose that’s good that she only wasted $1700 rather than $7000, but even so I doubt that her husband is pissed off about it at all. He’s probably just laughing at what a fucking idiot she is to be fair and he would be completely justified in doing so. Idiot.
For better ways to get back at your cheating spouse, check out this absolutely brutal method from Jerry Springer. Awesome.