There are loads of reasons why marriages break down these days – lack of communication, cheating, financial mishaps, general loss of lust. But this woman’s issue was one that is not so common and even if it does come up, it’s one that wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing. Basically, his penis was too big.
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That’s right – a woman over in Pretoria is divorcing her husband after a measly three days of marital bliss and all because of his massive dong. I’m guessing they were religious because how else would they not have discovered this problem sooner? The woman asked the court to dissolve her marriage because she simply “couldn’t stand the size of it any longer.” Any longer? I’d hardly say three days is a long time – that must’ve been one massive dick.
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Apparently this was the mum of three’s second marriage. I wonder if this is some kind of Goldilocks situation? The first penis was too small, the second was too big and when she finally gets to her third marriage, it will be just right.
The husband hasn’t denied his ex-wife’s claims, but he’s demanded back his lobola (which is like a bride price) as well as all the money he spent on her while they were dating which amounts to about £3,000.
Shame we don’t have a picture – it would be interesting to see what constitutes as ‘too big for love’. At least these two made it to the marriage stage, unlike this couple where the girl refused her boyfriend’s proposal because the ring was too small.
