Which UK Politician Would You Least Want To Encounter At A House Party?

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Boris Johnson

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Whilst he still inwardly retains the identity of a posh wanker, we reckon Boris would actually be a pretty jokes guest to have at a house party. After all he is the class clown of the British politics landscape, regularly pulling stunts like publicly getting stuck midair on a zipwire brandishing a couple of Union Flags back in 2012. Bozza would arrive inebriated to the party on one of his own bikes and would get kicked out after a few hours following stupidly calling someone a “porn-driven loser” without realising that he was actually insulting the host.

He recently compared himself to stating “like Gandalf I will be translated into some new form, more powerful than I can possibly imagine” so at least we know he’d understand pop culture references and be able to make conversation like a regular party attendee, which we doubt Mr. Miliband ever would. We reckon this is also what he’d announce to the room before drunkenly inhaling a double dose of laughing gas.

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