Wetherspoons is already as cheap as you like, but in order to get people back on the booze and combat the twin evils of New Year’s Resolutions and Dry January, they’ve decided to roll back their prices even further at the start of 2018.

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The sale is set to run from January 2nd – 17th and includes the following drinks: Sharp’s Doom Bar, Shipyard, Coors Light, Strongbow Dark Fruit, Magners cider, Innis and Gunn, Guinness, two types of red wine, three types of white wine, rose, Gordon’s gin, Smirnoff vodka, Bacardi rum, San Pellegrino, Old Jamaica Ginger Beer, Monster, takeaway filter coffee and tea. That pretty much covers every base although you gotta think that the lager selection is kinda crappy with that Coors Light. I mean you’re at Wetherspoons so just get a Heineken because it’s gonna be cheap as hell anyway. 

Anyway, here’s what chief executive John Huston had to say about it:

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Department stores and shops hold their sales in January, so it is the perfect time to have a sale in the pub too.

The range of drinks on sale in the pub is aimed at suiting a wide variety of tastes – and I believe that the January sale will prove popular with customers.

I mean yeah, he isn’t wrong there is he? Sure Wetherspoons will be packed to the rafters all through the sale and all through January and all goddamn year too. That’s just how these fools operate.

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