Five Reasons Why The Internet Is Keeping You Unemployed

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1. NETFLIX

Netflix

I don’t want to advertise these guys more than absolutely necessary, Kevin Spacey’s got his smug mug plastered across every billboard in London at the moment, all with that disgusting red and white tramp stamp smeared along the bottom, but take it from me it’s fucking awesome. Seriously, I woke up the other day and thought ‘you know what, today I’m going to catch up on Breaking Bad‘. Sixteen or so hours later and I’d watched a series and a half non-stop, only stopping to take a piss and occasionally glance at my phone to see if anyone had texted me (of course they hadn’t, they’re too busy working). I felt as though I’d grown old with W.W., experienced the breakdown of his personal relationships with everyone he holds dear, and watched him reveal himself to be the psychop… oh shit, is today the 15th? I WAS SUPPOSED TO APPLY TO THAT GRAD SCHEME!

Netflix. For not teaching me how to make meth. Fuck you.

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