Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Something tells me Paula is involved in the black market organ trade

What a let down

In some cases, size really does matter

This bitch ain’t lying

Fucked it

You’re in the way Alice

She might be a worm, but at least she’s not a snake

That was below the belt

“Laid back” is not the term that comes to mind

Cool loser

You’re fooling no one, May

That Kylie Jenner lip treatment has worked a treat

Sorry, no Republicans

That would be a yes

Clearly

Anna’s right

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

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