On Monday night, a girl named Ally Lyons uploaded a NSFW photo of herself giving a blowjob with 4 dudes watching to Instagram and captioned it “It’s milk guys I promise”. The photo got passed around Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and eventually onto the police, who are suggesting people stop sharing it as the girl is only 17-18 years old. Not that she’s complaining about her new-found Internet fame:
@xoxolynneiseee pls dont act like you’ve never sucked a dick before lmao – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
Due to the fact that I put my business on the internet for anyone and everyone to see, I can’t and won’t get offended by criticism – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 20, 2014
You gotta problem wit me then that’s your problem – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 21, 2014
so vanderslice won’t let me come to school today – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
least i can stay home and chain smoke blunts.. – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
When you call someone a slut lmao what are you saying they have sex a lot and dress well oh no don’t say that lmao – Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 21, 2014
Ally Lyons bout to be the next Kim kardashian and y’all hoes out here actin like you never sucked a dick before – Stoney de la Balogna (@TheCannaseur) September 21, 2014
Definitely sounds like she doesn’t give a fuck, and why should she? Every girl Ally’s age has one mission in life and that’s to increase their Instagram/Twitter followers and now thanks to this blow job selfie, Ally Lyons blatantly has more followers than all her friends. Besides, it’s good for her health (and yours).
