When the morphine kicks in.
We've got a new winner this year.
Wait for it.
Count me in.
He's a broken man.
You don't see them like this anymore.
I always knew it.
Balls of steel.
Life = ruined.
'I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment.'
A for effort.
And you thought you were having a bad day.
What were they thinking?
To be fair it was an extremely sexy passage he was reading.
Imagine getting smashed in the head by a lump of shit the size of a football.
This guy has the worst luck ever.
What a way to go.
When your whole life is shattered on live TV.
When your hiding place is just a little TOO perfect.