Boris Johnson Lookalike Too Terrified To Leave The House Over Fears He’ll Be Attacked Following Brexit
He’s even been forced to wear an ‘I’m Not Boris’ T-shirt after non-stop abuse.
He’s even been forced to wear an ‘I’m Not Boris’ T-shirt after non-stop abuse.
Everyone’s favourite guy’s now part of your wardrobe.
None of the other guardsmen even gave a shit.
The breast argument ever?
I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
You would never moan about your commute again.
Will the car get the 72 virgins?
Sounds like my kind of night.
“The next 24 hours could change Britain.”
Conspiracy theorists – your time.
J.J. Abrams was impressed with him and has given him an ‘eccentric part’.
Smartest kids on the planet.
Aldi cookies – now with added rat droppings.
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.