The definitive pictorial depiction of 'Animal Farm'.
One of the weirdest sexual fantasies ever.
Who knew that one little pageant could cause so much controversy?
Not creepy at all.
If only he had satisfied her.
Solid advice if you ask me.
"I have never been cat-called."
I don't really know what they're getting at here because this guy is ugly as hell.
I think we've all got a mate that could win this.
This guy is absolutely RUTHLESS.
I suppose that's as good a reason as any.
That's one way to ruin your whole wedding.
It's not your fault, really.
R.I.P. You will be missed.
Once again Danny Dyer tells it like it is.
There's hope for us all yet.
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Eddie Tesla looks at four clubs that have very specific membership criteria that you wouldn't want to go through.