Nobody likes being the number two celebrity.
It's not going to be called Top Gun 2.
Take my breath away.
Scientology = power.
Can these guys get any creepier?
This is why ISIS hates us.
This is an absolute train wreck of awkwardness.
Tom Cruise could so easily be dead right now.
Scientology is nuts. How come so many people are suckered in?
Proving once again why he's the nicest guy in Hollywood.
This time he's holding onto a plane whilst it takes off and flies to 5000 foot in the air.
This list almost restores your faith in humanity.
Did you know that Christian Bale based his performance as American Psycho Patrick Bateman on Tom Cruise? You do now.
Was this the greatest Oscars speech of all time? Watch Cuba Gooding Jr bring the house down.
Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead at 11:30am this morning in his apartment in New York.
Say what you will about Scientologists, they know how to design an awesome futuristic church to the tune of $145 million dollars.
Some of these posters are certainly passable, but others are just completely bizarre. They're all a really weird art style though and...
This woman is a weird beast and shows us all how to do it properly. She's addicted to eating deodorant and eats...
Everyone's favourite secrecy-shrouded religion and money-making machine needs some new recruits. Comedy ensues.
A look at what celebrities would look like if they existed in their literal form.
The franchise we've all forgotten about is back to nuke the world. Can Tom Cruise cure our collective amnesia?
Google has introduced it's latest feature...the Google Gaydar.