Man’s Penis Gets Ripped To Shreds By Python In His Toilet (NSFL)
Nowhere is safe.
Indiana Jones wouldn’t stand a chance.
Two of Australia’s deadliest predators one on one – who’s your money on?
Survival of the fittest.
Its eyes are bigger than its stomach.
“I did not realise how close I was to the python and it attacked me. This is entirely my fault.”
It was hundreds of miles from its natural habitat.
Imagine that motherfucker slithering towards you.
Imagine never having to charge your phone. And still being able to use your headphones with it.
He’s been a real nuisance to the city for a while now.
Pretty surprising to be honest.