You know what to do.
Fountain of youth.
A+ for effort.
2017 is already shaping up to be an excellent year for horror, and it looks like it’s going to get even better...
Always craving Oreos.
Catching some z's in the office.
Tinder really is changing the world.
This is all kinds of wrong.
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
Seems a tad harsh.
What an absolute tool.
We could’ve told you that for free.
Is there anything Tinder isn't good for?
There's an intrinsic link between the two variables apparently.
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
No need for a real relationship anymore.
Not quite a happy ending he was after.
'I might be a vampire but I just want to be treated like everyone else.'
Clocking in at over 230 hours.
The wasted, the weird and the wanker.
The damage could be irreversible.
100% worth the wait.
Need to order immediately.
You no longer have an excuse.
He was found crying inconsolably by his mother's body.