At least call the poor dude an Uber.
There's so much going on in one shot.
Of course he has.
It sounds remarkably amicable.
Dude can barely open his eyes.
He got what was coming to him.
The most embarrassing fight of 2016.
Sometimes your fears are rational.
She asked the undercover police officer for the nachos four times.
Classic morning hotel room quickie.
Clean up in aisle 4.
The 35 year old is facing 8 years in prison.
Life = ruined.
Let's pray we don't have another Harambe situation on our hands.
More people have been killed in the last year than in the Iraq and Afganistan wars put together.
Poor guy can't seem to catch a break.
Probably not the words of encouragement you really want to be hearing.
No shit Scotty T.
You call that a sword?
This generation's Cold War.
Absolutely brutal girl fight.
He sent them both to the emergency room.
Completely irresponsible behaviour.
Get a load of this.