Unfortunately the President wasn't in residence.
It doesn't look as if he'll be able to.
Grow up already.
Make America pen free again.
Michelle Obama needs a new bodyguard.
You would think you would probably be able to tell if something was sarcastic just by looking at it, but the U.S....
A former MI5 agent has annoyed colleagues by trying to sell an exclusive watch made especially for staff at MI5 on eBay.