Woman Thought That She Could Befriend Seagull – But Then It Trashed Her House
Not surprised.
You could argue he probably deserves it.
So much money that he’s got no need for human decency.
Allan King saw his neighbour feeding the birds next door to him so went over there and punched her lights out.
Getting shit on is probably worse than getting your cock jammed in the zip of your trousers – and these seagulls are shitting everywhere.