Call me cynical but I can’t really imagine anywhere in the world being completely devoid of crime and it turns out that...
That's three times your recommended daily allowance.
He's one of our own.
Mad for the sesh.
It coincides with the UK's new soft drinks levy.
It's not looking so good for the East Midlands.
You're never too old.
Where do I sign up?
When the horn takes over.
Nation of wreck heads.
As if Easter wasn't good enough already.
When the beat takes over.
Hello liver disease.
That bad, huh?
The struggle is real.
Fight, fight, fight!
I hope he goes down for a long time.
He's been living there since 2011.
Amazingly, the winner doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Some Final Destination 3 shit.
"You incompressible jizztrumpet."