TMZ printed them anyway.
You'll never be as jacked as these guys.
It wasn't very kosher.
Be careful what you eat.
Some girls just can’t help themselves.
Surely she can't be making all this up?
If we even make it that far.
Definitely not winning.
That’s quite the achievement.
Good one Shaq.
They're trained and ready to destroy.
Pow, right in the kisser.
Preparing for the worst.
2017 is off to a cracking start.
Traitors will be silenced.
Well that’s promising.
Slight overreaction maybe?
This kind of sounds like a terrible horror B movie.
"Excuse me we are doing an interview!"
Unbelievably he was caught on camera on Top Of The Pops and nobody did a thing.
It's even worse than you imagine.
Will he make it in time?
Find out exactly how terrible you are at sex.
Bet he regrets this now.
Good god almighty.
A+ reporting from Fox as usual.
The facts are finally revealed.