Tough luck mate.
I'm feelin' hungry today.
Sounds like a career defining moment for him.
Grow up already.
The ultimate way to let off some steam.
Living the life.
Sure it was an accident mate.
'Love hotels' offer short stays and some off the wall rooms and are absolutely massive in Japan.
Don't really blame him.
He's got one demand.
Whatever you say in bed - don't say any of the following.