None of this is real.
No one asked for this.
We'd expect nothing less.
Real life action movie.
The keys to the kingdom.
Finally some plot details.
Don't be fooled.
How things change.
Does not compute.
Even Jihadists need advice sometimes.
'I don't know who that is, sorry.'
Great party trick.
Are you guilty of any of these?
This actually makes a lot of sense.
Taken to a field and destroyed.
Completely messed up.
'I don't know what I'm doing here.'
This has the potential to be huge.
Facepalm x 1000.
Turns out not all American cops are trigger happy assholes.
Turns out he's got a pretty good reason.