Somehow he only broke his arm and suffered a concussion.
The entire Portuguese football league is forfeiting games because no one wants to play them.
Reopening the case.
This guy has some serious cheek.
The end of an era.
Everything you thought you knew is a lie.
Believe it or not, this is not a Snapchat filter.
You've never heard anything like this.
Now THIS is how you deal with someone shoving a microphone into your face.
What the actual fuck?
This private investigator hired by Madeleine McCann's parents is an absolute moron.
They're finally here.
The cameraman at 1.10 is lucky to be alive.
The Islamic State intends to rule over Spain, China and the Balkans - amongst other territories.
Even if you don't like the guy, you can't really fault him as a person when stories like this come out.
Players boycott training and threaten to not even turn up to final group stage game.
There's hope for us all yet.
The 2014 World Cup is officially underway but this doesn't mean we can't butt-in with a fashionably late guide to the teams...
Cristiano Ronaldo might be completely ruled out of the World Cup, and it's all this dude's fault.
You were probably too busy getting pissed over the Bank Holiday weekend to see this absolutely amazing goal scored by CR7.
I've never heard of Edinho before this, but this is one of the greatest pieces of control I've ever seen.
Cristiano Ronaldo will be there for the museum's opening on the island of Madeira on December 15th.