‘Castration Cannibals’ Claim They’ve Been Chopping Off Dicks And Eating Them For 15 Years
You might want to hold onto your genitals for this one.
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A Mystery Graffiti Artist Has Been Spraypainting Dicks Around Potholes In Essex
Hardly Banksy is it?
A Man Pointed A Gun At His Dick To Mock Gun Safety And Ended Up Shooting His Balls Off
This was always destined to happen.
Gamer Lied About His Dad Having Cancer To Scam $350k For Cosmetic Penis Surgery
There must’ve been something seriously wrong with his dick.
WWE Diva Terri Runnels Says Brock Lesnar Flashed His Penis At Her
Is Brock Lesnar about to get #MeToo’d?
Porn Star Nacho Vidal Arrested After Psychedelic Toad Venom Ritual Goes Horribly Wrong
Just another normal headline for 2020.
Australian News Report Accidentally Uses ‘Big Dick’ Meme In Weather Segment (VIDEO)
That’s gonna cause quite a downpour.
Olly Murs Is Being ‘Cancelled’ For Sticking His Dick In A Pringles Can & Pranking His Girlfriend
People are accusing Olly Murs of ‘sexual assault’ over this TikTok.
‘Dinky One’ Is A New Dating App For Men With Small Penises & Women Who Prefer Them
Finally, a dating site for YOU.
England Rugby Star Joe Marler Banned For 10 Weeks For Fondling Welsh Captain’s Balls (VIDEO)
Sexual assault or harmless rugby lad behaviour?
57-year-old Man Suffers Permanent Erection After Horrific Accident At Work Involving 1.5 Tonnes Of Glass
“I can’t bear anything to touch it. I can’t even wear clothes. It’s a nightmare.”
British Tourist Undergoes Emergency Treatment After Ripping His Penis During ‘Ferocious Sex’ With Thai Prostitute
Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
A Candle That Smells Like Penis Is On Sale And More Expensive Than The Goop Vagina Candle
What is it with candles these days?
Mariah Carey’s Twitter Account Was Hacked And She Posted About Eminem Having A Small Penis
It’s almost invariably hilarious when a celebrity gets one of their social media accounts hacked because they always end up posting really dumb stuff and this was once again the case on New Year’s Eve when Mariah Carey of all people found that her Twitter account was now the personal playground of some very silly …
Employee Finds Hidden Camera Taped To Office Urinal, Boss ‘Accidentally’ Destroys The Evidence
Office story from hell.
