This could easily be the setting for the next American Horror Story.
No bad pets, only bad owners.
Is it actually happening?
Who's been spreading lies?
Is there anything sadder in this world?
Imagine the damage that would have caused.
What is this girl actually doing?
You can probably guess how this ends - CARNAGE.
If you're gonna try and mess someone up make sure they don't have a huge dog looking out for them.
Your cat hates you really.
However bad your day is, this combination of innocence, ridiculousness and drool will definitely cheer you up.