Take a black cab next time.
'I never asked for this life.'
This is not how eyes work.
He made a real impression with his order.
Now that’s service.
If you wish hard enough, it will happen.
If I was desperate for love there's no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
What a hero.
Wings do crazy things to your brain.
Pizza should involve positive vibes only.
Heart attack city.
Who the hell ever orders this?
Literally the worst time to have someone die on you.
The game changer we've all been waiting for.
I would be pumped if I got this instead of a glass table.
This guy is definitely #teampizza for life.
Good for them.
There are a lot of strange pizza-eating people in the world, including us.
Greater Manchester police have released this recording of some dopey guy calling 999 to report his pizza is late.
You can't make this stuff up.