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Norwegian Footballer Scores Wonder Goal, Says He Plans To W*nk All Night Watching The Highlight

Norwegian footballer Ole Sæter has given one of the wildest post-match interviews in recent memory after scoring a 30-yeard screamer against Sandefjord en route to a 2-0 victory for his club Rosenborg. The 28-year-old striker revealed his plans to celebrate by w@nking himself into oblivion for the whole night as he watched highlights of the …

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Cristiano Ronaldo Faces Investigation After Vigorously ‘W@nking’ At Rival Fans Chanting ‘Messi’ At Him

Everyone knows that the best way to rattle Cristiano Ronaldo is to chant ‘Messi’ at him. In fact all you have to do is say Messi’s name in his presence and he goes into full-blown meltdown. Even after Ronaldo’s Al-Nassr clinched a 3-2 win over Al-Shabab on the weekend, Al-Shahab fans were still chanting ‘Messi’ …

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There’s A Guy In Manchester Who Watches Porn On His Phone On The Bus In Front Of Female Passengers

The last time I went to Manchester I was stunned at what a sh*t-hole it’s become (no offence), so I guess a story about a guy freely and repeatedly watching porn on the bus is par for the course these days. As per Manchester Evening News, several women in the city have spoken out about …

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