Naked Florida Man Says Rectum Pains Forced Him To Masturbate In Public To Relieve Pain
Good excuse?
Masturbating
Philip Schofield Issues Statement After His Brother Is Found Guilty Of Sexually Abusing Teenage Boy
‘I don’t have a brother any more.’
Serial Sperm Donor With 63 Kids Wants To Give Women The Chance To Win His Sperm
What an opportunity.
The Mystery Of The Dead Husband Woman Saw In Indian Restaurant Has Been Solved
It was basically someone else.
This Instagram ‘Model’ Says She Sunbathes Her Vagina For 2 Hours A Day Because It ‘Increases Sex Drive’
Imagine having 2 hours free to tan every day.
Doctors Claim That Masturbating During Coronavirus Lockdown Could Boost Immune System
What are you waiting for?
Former Premier League Striker Found Guilty Of Wanking In Front Of Mother And Daughter In Public
Retirement not going so well hey?
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Ferocious’ Masturbation Scene In ‘The Lighthouse’ Wasn’t Exaggerated
This is his 4th film where he wanks on camera.
Pensioner Waved His Penis At His Neighbours And Masturbated Every Time They Opened Their Blinds
Something to do in your old age I guess.
Survey Says That People Who Masturbate Regularly Are More Likely To Be Managers
Better start jackin’ it if you want that promotion.
Drunk Liverpool Fan Arrested For Masturbating At Champions League Final
Someone got a little bit TOO excited.
A Man Has Been Banned From The Gym For Life After Masturbating Near A Squatting Woman
Not surprising really.
